Das Computenmaschine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der springewerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorcken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets relaxen und watch das blinkenlights.
*Short Biog: Greetings and salutations. My name is Marc. I'm currently 35 years old living a rather modest life in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I am of Yup'ik and Inupiaq Inuit ancestry. My family is very important to me, and as such I try to come to every beck and call that requires my presence. I have an nine year old daughter who is, in many ways, like her father; Odd, cute, and very lovable. I currently work for a small, local company as their primary, and only, parts department counter person. Likes include girls, video games, Linux operating systems, and music. Dislikes favor things such as cheese, heights, and ignorant naiveté. Free time, if used wisely, is utilized toward playing my vast collection of video games, producing music, or spending time with my beautiful girlfriend. My sense of humor can be labeled as such; Crass, insensitive, witty, and vulgar. My attitude is very laid back, mellow and easy going, open to anyone willing to understand that life isn't a big prick-waving dick fight. As life isn't about the destination, but how you get there. I'm a big patron to the school of thought that if you give respect, you get respect. Plain and simple. Questions, comments, concerns, gripes, and complaints welcome. I don't bite. Unless you want me to.
Vital Statistics of Note: --Date of Birth: August XX, 198X --Age: Approx. 35 Standard Sol Earth Years --Gender: Male --Sexual Orientation: Straight & Narrow --Relationship Status: Divorced --Favourite Video Game (All-Time): id Software's DooM --Favourite Video Game (Currently): Fallout 3 --Favourite Movie: John Carpenter's The Thing --Favourite Band (All-Time): Nirvana --Favourite Band (Currently): Nothingface --Favourite Song: Cranial Syphon (Kay-Raid) by Armcannon (Old school Metroid tune).
*About the user name*: 'Aipaloovik' (ay-puh-loo-vick) is an evil Inuit sea god associated with murder, vandalism, attacking sailors, death, and destruction.
*Other (Live)Journals Owned By Me: --darkened_heart - Prose and short-story orientated. --dead_pussy - Tales about killing my cat... Everytime. --eskimogen - Musical release news and other such nonsense.
''That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.'' _____________________________________ - Friedrich Nietzsche
''There are many funny things in the world... Nothing more funny than the white man's notion that he is less savage.'' _____________________________________ - Mark Twain